May 2012
“No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via blua)
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releasethemurderbirds:
releasethemurderbirds:
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
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amixedreality:
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tltty:
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
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notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking...
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phlynn:
johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth
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“I get paid for the practices. I’d play the games for nothing.”
– Tim Horton, former Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman (via h0ckeyqu0tes)
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“Success is relative. It is what we make of the mess we have made of things.”
– T.S Eliot (via blua)
